ABSTRACT

 

Is a well-wisher

someone

who wishes at a well?

Is a bad speller

one

who casts a wicked spell?

Is a shop lifter

a giant

who goes around lifting shops?

Is a pop singer

someone

who sings and then pops?

Is a fly fisherman

an angler

who fishes for flies?

Is an eye-opener

a gadget

for opening eyes?

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Is a night nurse

a nurse

who looks after the night?

Who puts it to bed

and then

turns off the light?

Is a big spender

a spendthrift

who is exceedingly big?

Is a pig farmer

really

a land-owning pig?

Does a baby-sitter

really

sit on tiny tots?

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Is a pot-holer

a gunman

who shoots holes in pots?

(Roger McGough)