ABSTRACT
PARISHIONER
[Problem 82] If God made the universe, where was He before he made it?
VICARGoodness! That is a wonderful question. Of course, God does not need the universe for Himself, you see.
PARISHIONERIf he doesn’t need a universe to be somewhere, why bother making it?
VICARAh …. Another wonderful question. God made our universe out of love, out of goodness. It is His gift ….
PARISHIONER[Problem 83] If he made the universe out of love for life and goodness, then why is it so rotten?
VICARWell … you see … [mumble] sometimes seems that way … [mumble] couldn’t make it completely beautiful … [coughs] couldn’t have every creature happy and content [mumble, mumble] ….
PARISHIONERExcuse me! It doesn’t just seem that way! Last week the car broke down on the way to the match! Yesterday the dog bit the milkman! Now the dentist says I’ve got to have a root filling and won’t be able to even speak for a week!
VICARWell … you see … [mumble, mumble] … mysterious ways ….
PARISHIONERAnyway, if God’s all powerful, how come the world’s not better?