ABSTRACT
Hey, I’ve been to the States. I know the score. I’ve seen the movies. I’ve heard the songs. I’ve read the books. Driving irresponsibly is part of the American way of life. Next to Old Glory, Mom’s apple pie, baseball, the Liberty Bell, body beautiful, handguns, alien abductions, mass murderers, wacko New Age religious cults, Jerry Seinfeld, Jay Leno, Larry King and eggs over easy, reckless driving is a major national pastime, a norm, an expectation, a duty, a goddamn constitutional right.
