ABSTRACT

One day the phone will ring. “Oh no,” you’ll think as you pick up the phone, “It’s the garage, my car does need a new radiator.” Instead, a strange voice will say words you’ve been hoping to hear ever since you strummed your first chord:

“Hello, are you the writer who sent us ‘Shake It, Sexy Lady’? Well, we love it, just the song for our artist, Steve Superstar. Let’s make a deal.”