ABSTRACT
Where does she come from, this arctic fox? True, for the past year the American Joe has been treated to a “get to know yah” tea party with Sarah Louise, but what’s the truth behind the distorted prism of the liberal dominated media? Saint? Rogue? Maverick? Let’s start there: well, contrary to WikiFact, Sarah Louise has no direct linage to Sam Maverick, the liberal Texan longhorn man whose refusal to brand his cattle granted his rebel name to history. No, little Sarah popped out of a far colder gene pool in the whites of northern Idaho. Two years later, her parents—escaped even further north, legend has it, singing North to Alaska with Bob Hope on the whole long drive.
