ABSTRACT
Hateful Henry said, ‘We must combine a trip to the sales with a chance to explore London’. They got up at sunrise to escape the traffic before the rush hour on the M25. They had to revise the plan when they saw a lorry capsize. It had a tank on the back with a large reptile, which escaped along the carriageway. The driver tried to entice the creature back into the tank. Meanwhile the lorry was blocking two lanes of the motorway. They both yelled out of the window at the driver as they drove past, ‘You are insane to chase a live crocodile down the M25’.
