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CHEMICAL LIMERICKS

Olcoott, H.S. A promising chemist named Wood, With research in explosive made good. A thunderous clap! The unfortunate chap Became spots and some fumes in the hood.

Unknown There was an old man from Calcutta Who smeared his tonsils with butta! It changed his snore From a terrible roar To a soft oleaginous mutta.