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COMMANDMENTS

Unknown 1. Thou shalt be pipe fitter, electrician, glass blower, leadburner, welder,

office boy, carpenter and lab devil, for the sake of thy process. 2. Thou shalt not take the name of thy superintendent, or thy assistant

superintendent, or even thy third assistant superintendent in vain. 3. Six days shalt thou labor with thy process and on the seventh thou

shalt labor also. For the Sunday was made for chemists. 4. Thou shalt keep thy process running on Election Day, Fourth of July,

Thanksgiving, Christmas, and on Columbus Day. For the welfare of thy plant, thou shalt know no holiday whatever.