ABSTRACT
The XYZ system was chosen as especially suited to show the predicted behavior The guy in the next lab already had the system set up. The values were obtained empirically The values were obtained by accident The results are inconclusive The results seem to disprove my hypothesis Additional work is required Someone else can work out the details It might be argued that I have a good answer to this objection The investigations proved rewarding My grant has been renewed Synthesised according to standard protocols Purchased from Sigma Thanks to Joe Blow for expert technical assistance and Jane Doe for valuable discussion Thanks to Joe Blow for doing all the work and Jane Doe for telling me what it meant. While it has not been possible to provide definite answers to these questions The experiments didn’t work out, but I figured I could at least get a publication out of it. Musmusculus domesticus was chosen as especially suitable to test this hypothesis Mus musculus domesticus is a lovely animal which is easy to study in the lab. Accidentally strained during mounting Dropped on the floor Handled with extreme care Not dropped on the floor throughout the experiments Although some detail has been lost in reproduction, it is clear from the original micrograph It is impossible to tell from the original micrograph Presumably at longer times I didn’t take the time to find out. The most reliable values are those of Jones Jones was a student of mine. It is generally believed that A couple of other guys think so too. It is clear that much additional work will be required before a complete understanding I don’t understand it to
It is hoped that this work will stimulate further work in the field This paper isn’t very good, but neither are any of the others in this miserable subject High purity Composition unknown except for the exaggerated claims of the suppliers A fiducial reference line on the specimen A scratch.
