ABSTRACT

The most rewarding aspect of being a teacher isn’t how you get through the content, but how you reach your students and have a lifelong impact. In this funny and heartwarming book, Pamela Jean Matusz lets us into her classroom and shows how she connects with an often hard-to-understand species—teenagers!

She provides stories and strategies on earning respect, using humor, and being your weird self, giving students a voice, earning respect, and making yourself human. She also demonstrates how to put students into the lesson, grade what you say you’re grading, teach and not penalize, address bullying, and understand where parents are coming from. And finally, she helps you remember that the toughest ones need you the most. Each chapter has a relatable story and takeaways you can apply to your own teaching situation. The book ends with a list of key things teachers shouldn’t be without, and a collection of “You Can’t Make This Stuff Up” classroom stories that will remind you why you chose this profession.

Perfect to read on your own or in book studies, this isn’t a research- and strategy-filled resource to tell you how to improve; it’s a heartfelt look at effective ways to reach teenagers and a reminder of the huge difference you’re making as a teacher!

part Section I|30 pages

Classroom Culture

chapter 1|3 pages

Do You Earn Respect?

chapter 2|3 pages

Making Yourself Human

chapter 3|2 pages

Give Them a Voice

chapter 4|2 pages

Kids Can Hear You

chapter 5|3 pages

Humor In Kind

chapter 6|5 pages

Late, Missing, or Absent, Oh My!

chapter 7|3 pages

Safe from Reading

chapter 8|3 pages

Writing Utensil Cat'astrophe

chapter 9|4 pages

Accent'uate Your Lessons

part Section II|50 pages

Movement in the Classroom and into the Community

chapter 10|4 pages

Learning in Motion

chapter 12|9 pages

Put Them in the Lesson

chapter 13|5 pages

Grade What You Are Grading

chapter 14|6 pages

Your Student Is Their Heart

chapter 15|7 pages

Go to Them

chapter 17|9 pages

Thrift Life Forever

part Section III|44 pages

Teaching the Toughest Kids

chapter 18|6 pages

In School Suspension Sucks

chapter 19|7 pages

Don't Sink Like a Stone

chapter 20|9 pages

“Get Real” Talk

chapter 21|7 pages

The Power of Choice

chapter 22|4 pages

The Toughest Ones Need You the Most

chapter 23|6 pages

Step into My Office

chapter 24|3 pages

I Am Your Teacher for Life

part Section IV|8 pages

Things They Cannot Teach You in College

chapter 25|6 pages

Teacher Survival Guide

15 Things You Do Not Want to Be Without

part Section V|14 pages

The Real Reason I Am a Teacher

chapter 26|5 pages

True Stories

I Cannot Make This Stuff Up

chapter 27|7 pages

Proceed with Caution