ABSTRACT
FOR HIM Inflatable inspector ‘Reggie’ A six-foot dummy with a blow-up body and foam-rubber head. Medically proven therapeutic value. Hit it in the right place and it drones ‘generally sound’ in a funereal voice.Wop it again and it screeches ‘below the national average’ in a high-pitched whine. One more slap and its head falls off. Guaranteed hilarity all round. ‘We’re in special measures and I’ve already broken both my wrists on it’ – Arthur Boggis, head teacher, Gasworks Academy. Ofsted Inflatables Plc: de luxe model £99.99 (breaks wind noisily as head falls off), bog-standard model £29.99.
