ABSTRACT

NILTSU, I’m afraid.’ ‘NILTSU?’ ‘It means “Not In League Table, So Useless”. In fact, teaching

music was given a negative loading.’ ‘Negative loading? I don’t understand.’ ‘Music, art and PE teachers have been deducted £200.The other

bad news, by the way, is that you were docked a further £150 for SODOFF.’