ABSTRACT
This happened once. There was a certain lad. Well, they started leading him around. In the good places, where heaven is, there are various flowers. But then they led him out on the streets with a sign on the back of his head, "HELL!" Aha. So what does that mean then, "hell"? There was a bunch of maids there and an accordion, they were dancing, and vodka, and cigarettes. What?! And such dances they danced. And at a table with a red tablecloth sat a man with a big book.
