ABSTRACT

I had an argument with my wife the other day. I put a chicken leg out on a plate in

the kitchen for my lunch, then went to make a phone call before coming back to

prepare some salad. The chicken leg was gone! My wife came in from the garden

and I said ‘Have you eaten my chicken leg?’ She said ‘No.’ I said ‘You must have

done because it’s not there now.’ She said ‘Well I haven’t touched it. Maybe you ate

it last night!’ I said ‘Don’t be daft, I just put it out on the plate!’ She said ‘Well I haven’t taken it!’ I said ‘Yes you did!’ She said ‘No I didn’t!’ I said ‘Yes you did!!’