ABSTRACT
I personally want to thank the LA LA board members, whom I happen to have given personal makeovers to all night long. It was exhausting! Do you want to look like any of the stars you see here tonight or on "Siempre en Domingo?" Well, I can turn anyone into a cover girl or boy if you just use Mary Qué Cosmetics or become a Mary Qué distributor and win yourself a Pink Pinto. I started out small by making over my mother's side of the family. For example: (Slide of a rugged looking "India"—Mexican-Indian woman.) My aunt Ma linche Guadalupe Gómez came in and needed help. She had just been through a messy divorce and needed a lift. So I said, "Tía, I'm calling you 'Michelle' 'cause your name's too hard for me to pronounce." She, like everyone on my mother's side of the family, had a flat face like a tortilla, dark illegal brown skin and a body like a tamale. I, of course, have worked on mine. So I did a little contouring and the results . . . (Slide of Cher.) Doesn't she look beautiful? Fifty years old! It's unbelievable! (Slide of Guatemalan-Indian woman.) Now my cousin came in and had a problem with her hair. (Slide of woman with straight, stringy hair.) It was straight and shiny. It had no body. Disgusting! I, of course, had hair like this and I knew exactly what to do. I processed it and gave her. . . (Slide of horrifyingly plastic Loni Anderson.) the "Loni Anderson Mall" look! She loves her new look and begs for more.
