ABSTRACT
Consultant: What is this patient's haemoglobin? JHO: Nine-point-three, sir. Consultant: Mmmm .. . and what's the MCV? JHO: One hundred and twelve. Consultant: Mmmmmmm .. . B12 and folate been done? JHO: The folate's normal, but the B12's not back yet. Consultant: ? JHO: It's not back from the lab . . . Consultant: ??! JHO: The patient just came in yesterday . . . and I've n o t . . . and . . . and...
