ABSTRACT
One night, see, Uncle Angus had this dream. Brother, 'tis as true as I'm here — anyway he said 'twas true. Well, what he dreamt was how he went to heaven. He said that he dreamed that he died and went up to heaven, but before he got in he met St. Peter at the gate and he asked to be let in, but St. Peter told him that he had to be mounted, so he had no other choice but to go down to hell.
