ABSTRACT
There's Mike and Pat you know was uh...[clears throat] Mike was goina school started goin to school. An' uh...they was just alike you know, you couldn't tell 'em
apart, Mike an' Pat. An' miss...teacher one day gave un a...he had three question to answer _ the next day. One of 'em was how many uh...baskets o' dirt was on Ryan's Hill. The other one was how many stars was in the sky. An' the last one we'll say was what he was thinkin about then when he was talkin to Mike. Uh...well if he couldn't answer 'em he was goin to lose his head.
