ABSTRACT
well, the fraternity house still exists. I almost thought it went out of fashion with Dick Powell and Jack Oakie and the great homecoming games of early M-G-M musicals, but by golly, the old beer-spraying, girl-harvesting, ear-splitting article can still be found on, say, the campus of the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill, which is an excellent school with high standards. Since I was a guest in the house, I'll invent a name for it, Kappa Lambda Pi.
