ABSTRACT
Statistics can be used to reach any conclusion you want: The odds of getting in an
accident are directly proportional to the time spent on the road. The time spent on
the road is inversely proportional to the speed at which you drive. One-third of traffic
accidents are caused by drunk drivers, while two-thirds are caused by drivers who
are not drunk. Clearly, the odds of getting into a traffic accident are minimized by
driving drunk at a high speed!
