St. Peter’s Mama—Lu porru di S. Petru
When the time came for the Lord to call her to the life beyond, he sent her to Hell. Now St. Peter was in charge of Heaven, and one day, as he was standing by the gate, he heard a voice.
“Oh, Peter, my son! Just see how I’m roasting down below! Go to the Lord, talk to him, and get me out of this mess!”