ABSTRACT
Once upon a time there was a ridiculous king named Cookie-and-Cream.179 Well, this ridiculous king had a daughter, whom he namedPrincess Delicious-Cookie-and-Cream. And Princess Delicious-- Cookie-and-Cream had a bird named Beak-Cookie-and-Cream. But one day, Beak-Cookie-and Cream flew away, causing the king to issue a proclamation: “Whoever captures the bird, Beak-Cookie-and-Cream, can have my daughter, Princess Delicious-Cookie-and-Cream, for his bride.” Well, along came the slob, Drooling-Cookie-and-Cream, and he managed to capture Beak-Cookieand-Cream. Then he carried the bird to the king and said, “Your majesty, ridiculous King Cookie-and-Cream, here is the bird, Beak-Cookie-andCream. Now give me your daughter, Princess Delicious-Cookie-and-Cream.”
