“Madonna—Finally, a Real Feminist”

On “Nightline,” Madonna bizarrely called the video a “celebration of sex.” She imagined happy educational scenes where curious children would ask their parents about the video. Oh, sure! Picture it: “Mommy, please tell me about the tired, tied-up man in the leather harness and the mean, barechested lady in the Nazi cap.” O.K., dear, right after the milk and cookies.