ABSTRACT

(1) Tim and Gareth, two employees of a paper merchant, are having a conversation over lunch.

TIM

I’m not thinking about it, I’m doing it. I’m leaving to go back to university to learn about more than the price of Opti-Bright Laser Copy paper.

GARETH

Two ninety-eight a gramme.

TIM

Two forty a gramme. Check the list.

GARETH

Yeah. Thought you said something different. What are you gonna study?

TIM

Psychology.

GARETH

What you wanna be a psychiatrist for? They’re all mad themselves, aren’t they? Dialogue from the script of the television (TV) series The Office (Gervais and Merchant, 2002, p.192).