ABSTRACT
Guide (zos-qos) works as the official tour guide to the Haworth Parsonage (family home to the Bronte sisters). She takes her job seriously butgiveshertours a uniquely personal touch. She isa victimof the heritage industry . In fact, she reveals more about herself in this speech than shedoes abouttheParsonage ortheliterary sisters; sheeven admits that shehasn't readany oftheirnovels. Her frameofreference is entirely dictated by hersuburban lifestyle and IT. This speech isa selfcontained stand-up comedy monologue.
