ABSTRACT
The preceding is an introduction similar to the one presented in the corporate-sponsored (OSP, Inc., a subsidiary of Reader’s Digest) fund-raiser put on at my daughter’s middle school. This presentation was designed to entice an assembly of sixth and seventh graders to help generate much needed cash for “economically strapped [insert name here] Middle School and to make [insert name here] Middle School the best darn school in Orange County, Florida.”
