ABSTRACT
Fed up with all those ‘What to do in the Summer’ features in newspapers and magazines? Do not despair. Here is one specially for teachers.
Play ‘Spot the schoolie’. See if you can pick out which fellow holidaymakers are connected with schools.Tell-tale signs to look for are:
Teachers: • have elbow patches on their wetsuits • do crossword puzzles in red biro • count people on and off buses, twice • shout at children who walk too near the edge of the kerb • organise a football match between the waiters and the porters,
giving everyone a bib • divide each hour into 15-15-20-10-minute activities (primary
only).
