ABSTRACT
Hi, my name is Brian. I attend Beagle University (BU)-a racially diverse campus with 25,000 students in the Southeast. We were founded by an eccentric family who owned a beagle rescue and then won a multistate lottery. They decided to endow a small college in their area that was struggling as long as they changed the name to Beagle University. So, here we are today, students at BU. There are beagle statues, beagle portraits, beagle paintings, beagle everything just about everywhere. It's a dog lover's dream come true.
