ABSTRACT
I went to the store the other day and I was only in there for about five minutes but when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket so I went up to him and said, “How about giving a guy a break?” but he ignored me and continued writing the ticket, so I called him a stupid idiot and he glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires! Then I really got angry at him and told him he was a jerk and he started writing a third ticket, and this went on for about 20 minutes and the more names I called him, the more tickets he wrote, but I didn’t care because my car was parked around the corner.
