ABSTRACT
A mans car stalled on a country road one morning. When he got out to fix it, a cow comes along & stopped beside him. “Your trouble is probably in the carburetor,” said the cow. Startled, the man jumped back & ran down the road until he met a farmer. The amazed man tells the farmer his story. “Was it a large read cow with a brown spot over the right eye?” asked the farmer. “Yes, yes,” the man replied. “Oh I wouldn’t listen to Bessie,” said the farmer. “She doesn’t know a thing about cars.”
