ABSTRACT
Go to any workplace with a break room or a kitchen tucked away in the corner of the office. There, between the coffee canisters, the bucket of red licorice, and the salty snacks, is the big refrigerator. And taped there on the refrigerator door is a sign that says something like… THIS REFRIGERATOR WILL BE CLEANED ON FRIDAY AT 4:00. EVERYTHING (OTHER THAN SALAD DRESSING) WILL BE TOSSED. Signed, THE HIRED HELP.
