ABSTRACT
The following study, “Heterocopulative Syndrome: ClinicoPathologic Correlation in 260 Cases,” is reprinted from the fictional journal Annals o f Nuclear Family Clinical and Laboratory Science, 6.1 (1998), pp. 1-6.1
ABSTRACT: The hazards of heterosexual behavior have been well documented. They include, but are not limited to, unplanned pregnancies, penile and cervical cancer, vaginitis, a host of sexu ally transmitted diseases (some of them incurable or deadly), a disproportionate propensity to engage in child molestation, global overpopulation, socially oppressive gender roles, and more. A recurring pattern of these health disorders resulting from the union of the penis and vagina has been named heterocopulative
syndrome. These people could pose a serious public health threat if such practices continue unchecked and may be especially dan gerous if employed as food handlers.2
